Instant Karma

Brooke:  haha yea

               i think its really funny

Harper:  why are you being so nice to me today?

              that's the second nice thing you said

              what do you want?

              what did you do?

Brooke:  how dare you!

Harper:  i'm sick!

              are you really yelling at a sick person?

Brooke:  yea, its what you want apparently

Harper:  i'm sooo gonna sneeze all over you next time i see you

Brooke:  i literally gasped at that remark!

Harper:  hehe

Brooke:  GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

               FUCK i just spilled porridge all over my office!!!

Harper:  oh no

              Instant Karma!

Brooke:  FUCK OFF

               I'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO SICK PEOPLE AGAIN