Unconditional Love

Harper: i accept you even though you are unwilling to try certain foods

12:25 PM Brooke: It must be love :)

 Harper: i lied i don't really accept that you are unwilling to try things which might be delicious

  this is something you're gonna have to work on

12:26 PM i even tried a hamburger!!

 Brooke: Ass.

High Hopes

Brooke: ...that cant be real, right? 
Harper: that we are going to make less than a stripper?
Brooke: ...well.. now im depressed

Wind Talkers

Brooke: My brothers killing me. He's talking about spreading his butt cheeks when he farts

 Harper: awesome

5:00 PM Brooke: Apparently it makes them silent??

  I laughed so hard. He's shocked that I've never done it

 Harper: farting is like a family thing for you guys isn't it

5:01 PM won't it look conspicuous?

5:02 PM Brooke: Apparently he just twitches and does it quickly

5:03 PM Harper: he's a pro at it then?

 Brooke: Yep

5:04 PM And yes. We are a family of darters

  Farters lol. Stupid autocorrect