High Hopes

Brooke: ...that cant be real, right? 
Harper: that we are going to make less than a stripper?
Brooke: ...well.. now im depressed

Ass Good Ass It Gets

Harper: ok so 2 things

  1 this video is sooo not what i imagined it to be

  and 2 why is this a competition??

 Brooke: hahahahahaha

 Harper: ...its japanese isnt it

 Brooke: korean, obviously

2:54 PM they're definition of entertainment is.. odd

 Harper: to say the least

  like how much practice do these guys have

 Brooke: do you think his ass is bruised constantly?

 Harper: do they waste a ton of walnuts or do they pick them up and eat them after "practice"?

2:55 PM Brooke: hahahahaha, but would you want to eat ass walnuts?

 Harper: if they were my ass walnuts?....maybe

 Brooke: i'd eat your ass walnuts too

 Harper: you would!

Validation

Harper: apparently the smarter you are the more likely you are to use psychoactive drugs

  ...and also abuse alcohol

12:41 AM Brooke: I'm ok with this statistic

Drunk Surrender

Brooke: do you have work tomorrow?

 Harper: at 4:30

  but not in the morning!!

Brooke: you should come home with me :D

 Harper: perhaps....we'll see how drunk you get me

 Brooke: ahme

  ahem

7:59 PM ahem

  ah ah ahem