Dirty Girl

Brooke: I didn't know you liked rum & cokes
Harper: I don't normally but I didn't even realize they gave it to me
I guess I do like rum and come when its heavy on  the rum
Brooke: Hahah rum and come ;)
Harper: Haha I didn't notice that
Brooke: Dirty girl!

Drunk Surrender

Brooke: do you have work tomorrow?

 Harper: at 4:30

  but not in the morning!!

Brooke: you should come home with me :D

 Harper: perhaps....we'll see how drunk you get me

 Brooke: ahme

  ahem

7:59 PM ahem

  ah ah ahem

Truths

Brooke: detox? Harper: detox!

  i dont want any more fried foods

  i dont want any more alcohol

 Brooke: same

 Harper: i drank sooooo much yesterday

 Brooke: yes you did!

11:11 AM Harper: i had 5 drinks in the afternoon and 6 at night

  though I am surprisingly not hung over today

 Brooke: wow. i am very surprised you arent hungover!

 Harper: did i text you anything stupid?

  yea i feel fine except my body hates me a little bit

 Brooke: nothing toooo stupid

 Harper: oh no

11:12 AM what does that mean

Brooke: nah, just silly typos

  and we established that i was ass whore or something like that

 Harper: you are ass whore!

11:13 AM Brooke: yea yea

Bed Invader

1:52 PM Harper: you are going home today right?

 Brooke: Haha yes. Why?2:09 PM Harper: i'm just familiar with your talentssuch as greeting me in my bed at midnight....which sounds kinda gay but you know what i mean

2:18 PM Harper: are you asleep???

 Brooke: Hahah that sounded super gay

  And I'm awake but barely

2:19 PM Sounded like you wanted me gone...ahem

Harper: i didn't say that

2:20 PM Brooke: Didn't say you said it. It was implied

2:21 PM Harper: i have nothing to say

2:22 PM Brooke: Mhmm

2:23 PM Harper: :D

 Brooke: Grumble grumble

2:24 PM 

 Harper: yea we'll see where you are when i'm coming back from work 

2:25 PM Brooke: (Also, what time might you be coming back from work..?)

 Harper: hahaha so you can run away just as i get there??

  probably 11:45/12

2:26 PM Brooke: I didn't say that

 Harper: you implied it

2:27 PM Brooke: I have nothing to say

2:31 PM Harper: mhmm

 Brooke: :D

Dreamscape

1:14 PM Brooke: hey!

1:15 PM Harper: hey!

  you were in my dream

  and you were a huge ithc!

  *bitch

1:16 PM Brooke: LOL!! nothing's changed, is ee

  i see